Last night, my wife was handling Halloween candy duty when a trio of children, costumed as a witch, a pumpkin, and a princess, arrived at the door. She had spent some time arranging the lollipops, candy bars and other sweets in a metal bowl and was quite proud of the results. 

The three children said, "Trick of Treat!" and as she presented the bowl, they were clearly impressed. 

"Whooooaaaaa!" they marveled in unison. 

My wife beamed, offering each child two pieces of candy. 

As the children were walking away from the door, my wife overheard one of them saying, "See, they really go for that 'Whoa' thing!"

WHAT EVERY MAN EXPECTS IN A WIFE...!

She will always be beautiful and cheerful.

She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.

She will have hair that never needs curlers or  beauty shops.

Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.

She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.

She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it's good for her figure.

You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

Who laughs last, thinks slowest. -- Anonymous!

Q: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!