Three Bubbas, a Father, his Son, and an Uncle went on a hunting trip.

Unfortunately, they discovered they'd only brought one hunting riffle along with them. So they decided they'd each take turns hunting.

The Father headed out and, a few hours later, he returned. He came back with a raccoon.  

The other Bubbas were amazed and asked how he got the raccoon. "Saw tracks, followed tracks, shot raccoon." he said. 

The Uncle thought that this was going to be easy, so he headed out. After a short time, he came back with a bear. 

The other two Bubbas asked how he got the bear and he replied, "Saw tracks, followed tracks, shot bear." 

The Son thought that this was so easy, even he could do this. He left and came back three days later, battered and bruised. He looked awful. 

The other Bubbas asked what had happened. He said, "Saw tracks, followed tracks, got hit by train."

ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS FOUND ON CONSUMER GOODS!

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." 

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." 

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." 

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 

Printed on the bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: "Do not turn upside  down."   

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

Don’cha love - Cigarette company that went up in smoke.

You can not make excuses and money at the same time. -- Dean Naylor!

Q: Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

A: Because he is still alive!