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Joke


Joke:

Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that would be rung each two hours: At 8am once, 10am twice, noon thrice, 2pm four times, etc.

The lawyers of the day would stretch out the trials as much as they could to make more money.

But the judges became extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting a proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2pm.

Thereafter all trials ended with a four-gong conclusion.


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Zingers The Day


Zinger:

ANCIENT CONFUCIAN WISDOMS!

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.


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Tickle Your Funny Bone

Don’cha love - Pool equipment suppliers that took a dive.

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Quotes to Catch You


Quote:

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. -- Voltaire!



Riddle:

Q: What haunts your house and honks?

A: Poultergeese!


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